The following is an actual conversation that took place during luch:
Karen: “What is that smell?”
Larry: “Lasagna”
Karen: “Lasagna?”
Larry: “Lasagna”
Karen: “Eew that’s nasty”
Larry: “Hey Tim, Karen thinks your food smells nasty”
Tim: "OK, I'll eat this in the conference room."
Karen: “That’s Tim’s? I thought it was your food”
Larry: “Nope; Tim’s”
Karen: “Now I feel bad”
Larry: “Why is it ok to say things about MY food but you feel bad if you say the same things about Tim’s food?”
Tom: “Maybe Tim is fragile.”
Larry: ”Hey Tim. Are you fragile?”
Tim: “Yes. Fragile. Definitely fragile.”