Thursday, March 12, 2009

Fragile Tim

The following is an actual conversation that took place during luch:

Karen: “What is that smell?”

Larry: “Lasagna”

Karen: “Lasagna?”

Larry:  “Lasagna”

Karen: “Eew that’s nasty”

Larry:  “Hey Tim, Karen thinks your food smells nasty”

Tim:  "OK, I'll eat this in the conference room."

Karen: “That’s Tim’s?  I thought it was your food”

Larry:  “Nope;  Tim’s”

Karen: “Now I feel bad”

Larry:  “Why is it ok to say things about MY food but you feel bad if you say the same things about Tim’s food?”

Tom:    “Maybe Tim is fragile.”

Larry:  ”Hey Tim.  Are you fragile?”

Tim:    “Yes.  Fragile.  Definitely fragile.”

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